five finger death punch youtube full album

Okay, why the fucking fuck does it matter how tall the person is? I imagine it’s harder for a tall dude to fit comfortably on a bus or van, but I also imagine that, somehow, tall people have persevered through the years. WE CAN’T ALL LOOK AS GOOD AS VINNIE PAUL, Y’KNOW! ‘Cause some of metal’s most famous musicians aren’t exactly in great shape. Which means “no fatties.” I’d be curious to know what qualifies as “athletic,” though.

But that person deserves a slice of cheese, like, fer sure. Something else I don’t know: who decided which words on this flyer should be capitalized and which ones shouldn’t. The band’s guitar play, Jason Hook, is actually 40, so I don’t know why he’s allowed to be older than 35 but no one else is.

(I’m also smart enough to know that, worst case scenario, you can always take someone shopping for new clothes and hire a blind person to do their hair.) Is it way easier to find someone who can play five string bass in Hollywood than it is to find someone who looks like an extra from a Korn video? Because Vince and I were just in Hollywood and, believe you me, that town has no shortage of potential extras for Korn videos. But I’m also not jaded enough to ignore the fact that the band chose to put this requirement first, and put it TWICE - because both requirements are really just the same thing said in two slightly different ways. Obviously, image is important to an extent. (Absolutely no exceptions!)Īlright, so I’m not so naive as to say that how someone looks should have no place in music.

Your image MUST be compatible with the band.Let’s break them down one by one, shall we? It's about as close to all killer/no filler as one could hope for, and while 5FDP may not be everybody's mug of ale, it's easy to appreciate their commitment to crafting a product that's both bitter and tasty.Anyway, some of these requirements are pretty funny. 'Trouble,' with its Gatling gun riffage and fist-pumping chorus, may be textbook 5FDP, but it's executed with extreme prejudice, and the brooding power ballad 'Gone Away' proves that sometimes heartache can be reckoned with through sheer sonic might. Stocked with all of the fan faves, including 'Jekyll and Hyde,' 'Battle Born,' 'Wash It All Away,' 'I Apologize,' the Rob Halford-assisted 'Lift Me Up,' and the powerful military PTSD anthem 'Wrong Side of Heaven,' the addition of two new cuts would seem superfluous if they weren't so solid. There are no deep cuts here, just the meat, which, to be fair, is what makes a greatest-hits package work - too many artists have to buffer their two or three hits with significant amounts of bubble wrap. It's in that grey area where the band excels, pairing punishing riffs with choruses that demand soccer stadium dimensions. Since 2007, Five Finger Death Punch have been deftly threading the needle between Billboard-baiting modern rock and pugilist groove metal, and A Decade of Destruction does an admirable job at catering to both predilections. The Las Vegas-based rockers' first-ever career overview, A Decade of Destruction delivers 14 of the band's most notable blows to the noggin, along with two new studio cuts to whet fans' appetites ahead of the release of their seventh full-length outing.

Five finger death punch youtube full album